Sunday, July 25, 2010

Thought Experiment

Take a second and imagine yourself at like 8 or 10 years old. Imagine that this younger version is in the room with you. He or she is sitting there next to you or looking over your shoulder as you look at this screen. They are probably wearing something horrible, like high water overalls or something bright from Cross Colours if you are about my age. Gods.
Anyway, back to the experiment.
So this younger you is standing there looking at the same computer screen as you. You click to one of your social networking pages, like Facebook, Myspace or Friendster(you are really STILL using Friendster? C'mon, son...) You go through your profile info and your pictures. You slowly look back over the pictures you took of yourself and pictures that others have put up of you.

What does your younger self say?
What do they think?
Are they happy with your life choices?

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Things That Sound Good But Normally Aren't

- nude beaches
- bachelorette parties (for dudes)
- half-price movies (these are ALWAYS in crappy neighborhoods and/or filled with other broke bastards, like you)
- twin sisters (just trust me on this one)
- most time-shares
- Score's