Ten Random Things I Like (at this exact moment)-
just to get the blog writing muscles back up to snuff
1)LESBIANS-I know. I know. You are probably thinking "Pssstt. Typical guy." But trust me. My putting lesbian ladies on this list is not sexual in nature. And I also don't mean ALL lesbians. There is no one group that I'm totally cool with. That's weird. I do find myself enjoying chilling with lesbians more than hanging with gay dudes though. This is not a knock against the gay dudes I do hang with; I love y'all it's just I'm on the same page when I hang with ladies that like ladies. I don't have to impress them and their is no weirdness there....
Except for Hannah Hart. I think I have a crush on her and that might get strange.
|I'd butter yo shit, girl...|
|I miss McMullan's in Vegas.|
4)NICE LADIES-Okay, I know I JUST said I like rude girls but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate nice ladies. Nice people are awesome and when they smell good and have lady parts? That's even better. They confuse me but I at least know the confusion is coming from a good place.
5)90s MUSIC(or at least 90s HIP-HOP)-Quick. Turn on a radio.
All older generations say it but I'm finding that it's proving to be true- "Music now blows. The music I listened to as I grew up is much better." It probably mostly comes from the fact that the music is connected with experiences I had that help mold me into who I am today but.....nah. Music was just better. There is no possible way that you should have a party with crappy tunes if you have access to, at the bare minimum, 1990s era hip-hop.
|These dudes could give you an hour of good music alone.|
|Lint, ling, ahhh! Four quarters. FOOD TIME!!!|
|Really just an excuse to post a pic of a wet Carrie Keagan.|
10)SCI-FI(some fantasy)-I guess I just like the ideas of other realities besides this one. The whole "best of all possible worlds" scenario seems like BS to me particularly after watching the news for a little while. I think we all need that other universe to escape to sometimes.
|Evolve to meet your future.|