Here is list of roles I've been put in or adopted for myself at any given time in my life, good or bad.
Comic Book Geek
National Merit Scholar
"The Black Kid"
"The Black Guy"****
Dude I Know Through Friend
Non-Gay Gay Best Friend
The Black Brad Pitt#
Dude I Make Out With At The Club####
I'm sure there are more but this list is pretty long as is. Okay. Enough procrastination.
**It was for a Kodak/The NY Daily New Math competition when I was like 8. I still consider myself on par with Olympian Gold medalist like Gabby Douglas or Oscar Pistorius...okay, NOT Pistorius.
***Unfortunately not a Rural Juror.
****Just the older version of "The Black Kid." Like Pokemon evolution, you reach this state with training, experience points and hanging with white dudes in baseball caps.
*****Just a dude that walks; not a zombie.
#FACT- I invented this term in 1998. I got witnesses. I also did "tuxedos for no reason." Look, I'm just saying there is a lot of coincidences going down, man. Way too many.
##People told me I used to look like Usher hence the charming handle coined by one of my friends. They're the best.
###Not actually named after the popular character. I got this moniker from reading encycolpedias and being brown. (SEE BLERD ABOVE)
####I had a good run for some years. Been awhile.