Seven is my favorite number and is probably a lot of other folks' favorite number. So, it should stand that twice such an outstanding number would give you an equally awesome or even better number. Alas, this doesn't work out, like being with twin hot sisters. It just gets awkward and, hence, we have fourteen.
"I'm not surprised."
Bullshit. If you knew this was coming, why didn't you warn the rest of us, Nostradamus?
No. You were just as surprised as the rest of us, buddy. You are just to smug to admit it.
Jerkface. You have the face of a jerk.
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I have a number of friends who say this. I think they do it to prove how jaded and worldly and knowledgeable they are. That behavior was acceptable when you were in your dumb teens to stupid early to mid twenties, but you are an adult now. And, unless you are an immortal vampire, chances are something is gonna surprise you most of the time. The person might not catch you off-guard but I bet you even money their dumb and/or heinous actions did. Hell, Olivia Benson on Law & Order: SVU is still surprised at times after all these years.
So, stop being smug and admit it. You were just as much in shock as the rest of us, pally.
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